Shoot Out In America's Heartland
Baltimore Ravens 47 Cleveland Browns 42 Tensions were already high when the rusted saloon doors of FirstEnergy Stadium were creaked open...
New England Returns To Normality As Rams Finally Say 'Jumanji'
Los Angeles Rams 24 New England Patriots 3 Elephants have stopped strolling aimlessly through suburban streets, monkeys have ceased...
Steelers Place The Lotion In The Basket
Washington Football Team 23 Pittsburgh Steelers 17 Dark, wet and cold; the Pittsburgh Steelers found themselves stuck at the bottom of a...
Death, Taxes And Liz Cambage Domination
Southside Flyers 94 Melbourne Boomers 79 After finalising their roster for 2020 season, Southside Flyers head coach Cheryl Chambers...
Crime Scene Established At Cairns Pop-Up Arena
Melbourne Boomers 86 Sydney Uni Flames 64 When the Sydney Uni Flames entered Cairns Pop-Up arena this afternoon, they were seemingly...
Five Year Old Takes First Steps On The Banks Of The Ohio River
New York Giants 19 Cincinnati Bengals 17 While most children are starting to accumulate their linguistic skills and comprehend the...
Cairns Cliff Fall Not Fatal For Sydney Local
Townsville Fire 73 Sydney Uni Flames 59 Police are reporting that a Sydneysider is unharmed after falling from a six metre cliff into the...
Castaway Found Alive After Three Months Lost At Sea
Houston Texans 41 Detroit Lions 25 An area man has been found alive three months after falling overboard a cruise ship in the South...
Mojave Desert sands turn to glass
Kansas City Chiefs 35 Las Vegas Raiders 31 Residents of Las Vegas awoke to concerning sights on Monday morning. Blinds were singed,...
Snooze-off in the Windy City
Minnesota Vikings 19 Chicago Bears 13 Buried deep under ground, the Chicago Bears offense is the cicada still waiting for its chance to...
Local bio-hazard houses destitute area man
New York Giants 27 Philadelphia Eagles 17 It's hard not to smile when you're a first time homeowner. The interiors may be a bit dated,...
The Great San Francisco Tyre Fire
Green Bay Packers 34 San Francisco 49ers 17 The Golden Gate City was obstructed from view once again on Thursday night, not by the bay's...
New York's Mad Bomber strikes again
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 25 New York Giants 23 There is no comfort, only angst. You know it's coming, you just don't know when. You could be...
Falcons pay for dinner in full despite Panthers insistence it is their treat
Atlanta Falcons 25 Carolina Panthers 17 With the ice cream half melted and all the sprinkles eaten, the Atlanta Falcons slammed their...
Hekker Fest 2020
Los Angeles Rams 24 Chicago Bears 10 SoFi Stadium was lucky to withstand flames the effigies torched as tribute to the leggy Oregon State...
Bar fight in the Copper State
Arizona Cardinals 37 Seattle Seahawks 34 Bar stool jousters poked and prodded, glassware rained like hand grenades from the sky and pool...
Daddy's Home
Philadelphia Eagles 22 New York Giants 21 Existential bliss flows as you run freely through the house in your pyjamas, toys strewn down...
Giants sufficiently chloroform defenseless Football Team
New York Giants 20 Washington Football Team 19 The New York Football Giants have finally arrived on the 2020 football scene. Dressed in...